Lets talk about a little trend that is particularly unflattering on 99.99% of the population. Leggings. I could really stop this post by saying LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS! I had to make that huge so those who are particularly dumb hard of seeing could take something away with them.
I cannot reiterate how painful it is to see a girl walk around in a t-shirt and leggings. Let me tell you the sad truth: Unless your parents were a toothpick and a tree, the leggings will not work. EVER. Not when you lose ten pounds, not when you lose 20 pounds. NEVER. Your legs look ridiculous. You look ridiculous. I am only trying to help.
So, friends, when you see a dumb girl with big blonde hair person wearing leggings without something over them, please, PLEASE, tell them they look like an idiot. Also, please inform them that everyone else in their sorority is wearing the same thing... Oh, and the bump-it is not working for them either. Okay? Thanks.
Your caring friend,
Lindsey
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