If you want an automatic way to let me know you are an obnoxious person, please state you are a vegan. Oh, and I know shortly after meeting you, you will, because that is what you vegans do. After that statement comes out of your mouth, I will grab my pillow and sit back comfortably to
Listen, you stupid hipster, you are not making the world a better place by not eating animal products. You are not saving any poor, underpaid factory workers from slicing off their fingers in a meat grinder. You sure as hell are not saving any animals. I have news for you: they are going to kill them regardless of whether or not you are eating them. You. Annoy. Me.
Do you want to know what you vegans really are? Mal-nourished. No wonder you are all so pale and tiny. Go eat some meat, and while you are at it, take off your skinny jeans. Those legs need some air.